Ah, you’re sweet. We’ve been very busy sorting out this whole now-there-are-two-Thors issue, as well as this whole spat over the cat, but yes, Loki and I have made up.

Also this semester is my final semester, so I might be busier than normal. Thank you for your concern, and we shall be on shortly~

mycatsnameishela:

To all my adoring fans: although,

mycatsnameishela:

dashinglyhandsome:

Does anyone know why Thor would not be taking any calls? Hogun and I have both been trying to contact him, and Volstagg is clueless.

Sometimes I am very impressed by your sudden bouts of perceptiveness, but tonight is not one of those times. HOW do…

oh I’m sorry I forgot you’re the only one with a fla to keep and a job to work at and, you know, that thing people call a life, OBVIOUSLY I can’t tell you anything because I’m not the GOOD GUY THAT YOU ARE, AMIRITE? Well I’m sorry I actually had to move out of my personal nuthouse earlier than you do! I’m sorry I won’t take I don’t have time for an excuse because when you care about people you MAKE TIME you don’t just wait for them to come and cry on your shoulders my GOD people MADE TIME for you back when you were trying to sort everything out AND THEY STILL HAD THEIR OWN PROBLEMS so seriously DON’T USE THAT AS YOUR BLANKET STATEMENT allright, I’ll be worried about my FREAKING BROTHER IF I WANT TO GODDMNIT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FUCKING WELL BEING

JESUS FUCK WOMAN.

YOU GUYS GAVE ME HELP BECAUSE I ASKED FOR IT. THOR HASN’T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO ME, AND NEITHER HAS ANYONE ELSE.

I’VE ONLY KNOWN ABOUT THIS SITUATION FOR TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES. 

I know now, and I’m going to try to help so you can stop being such a fucking bitch.

mycatsnameishela:

dashinglyhandsome:

Does anyone know why Thor would not be taking any calls? Hogun and I have both been trying to contact him, and Volstagg is clueless.

Sometimes I am very impressed by your sudden bouts of perceptiveness, but tonight is not one of those times. HOW do you manage to always miss the most important things my GODS I swear if I didn’t know better I’d think you’re doing it on purpose, seriously! FYI Thor is not responding because A) he’s too busy dealing with his CLONE from whatever dimension it is who, incidentally, seems to have rather violent intentions toward Lo and/or B) he’s trying to convince his girlfriend and/or Sif and/or me that he’s all right when ANYBODY BUT THE THREE OF YOU can tell he isn’t AND/OR C) he’s trying to help on the whole Bruce/Clint situation (because Bruce is STILL passed out on my couch right now) AND/OR D) trying to hold B and Little Birger together despite Odin’s shitty parenting but yeah SURE he should TOTALLY HAVE TAKEN TIME TO GUSH OVER HOW DISGUSTINGLY HAPPY YOU TWO ARE ATM

HEY, this is not my fault! Excuse me for trying to work towards graduation, work to keep this flat, work to keep food on the fucking table, and work to get the girls transferred to a school where they don’t have to deal with racist fucking bullies all the time! I don’t know what Volstagg’s excuse is, but Hogun and I have been really fucking busy! This is the first time I’ve been on the internet in like a month! I was calling him so we could reconnect, although this is obviously not an ideal time, I’M TRYING, SO GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS LOKI. It’s not our fault! I didn’t know there was a problem with the wonder trio, because obviously I haven’t seen anyone in a couple weeks! 

Jesus fuck, woman, he’s my best friend! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I’M THAT INSENSITIVE? 

Fuck this shit, I’m getting those three out of there. There’s room in my apartment somewhere.

Does anyone know why Thor would not be taking any calls? Hogun and I have both been trying to contact him, and Volstagg is clueless.

Yes. Yes indeed. Hogun occasionally gets the same way, wherein I occasionally need to remind him that he is, in fact, my lover, not my mother. Which gets awkward occasionally

Oh.

I am so sorry, I didn’t see this before I responded to hers. I would have ignored her, but I tend to start from the bottom and work up. Sorry.

…I think I actually understand this rather well. Large portions of the people I am now constantly around are of the fifteen-thirteen female demographic now.

Awesome, I know that one. I’ve told them, so if they do come, they will bring food. Loki said something about you needing more friends or something. Also, Hogun’s fine. He actually appreciated the idea, I’m afraid I was driving him a bit batty.

I used to do that, too. I felt like I had more important things to do than eat so I could ‘afford to’ forget about it, until I literally fainted on Loki’s lap instead of stitching her up -that was really embarassing. So I guess my advice is, set a timer if you have to, but make a point to eat on a regular basis -you’re no use to anyone if you’re dead on your feet. Sigyn

Yes, sounds like w’re going to have around seven people. You said we were meeting at a park, right? We’re going to need the space. Especially if any of my friends decide to randomly gatecrash, which they have been known to do. I apologize in advance if they do, they honestly do mean well.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Hogun’s just taken my mirror away and started spelling alarms into it for all three meals of the day, I believe. I think he got a little freaked out about the fainting story. So, thanks, I suppose?

I’ll see you then. Loki will give you my mirror number.